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Playfighting with their S/O

I re-wrote this because the last playfight chapter was shit.

And I'm busy wondering whether I should write a Levi fanfic, a dilf Jean fanfic or a knight Erwin fic... and lowkey I feel like I should quit my Reiner fic

Thank you for the support even though I don't write often! I do write oneshots so if you want a scenario with a character just comment it here- or anywhere lol

Warning! Sexually suggestive

Levi:

-finds it annoying at first, trying to fight back the urge to pounce on you and giggle with you like a shy school boy. After you resort to tickling his sides he gives up and spins around to grab your hands, tumbling on the bed and wrestling with you. He doesn't need any strength to keep you down, you're too busy laughing under him

While wrestling with you made him feel 20 years younger, he had work to complete, so with you held down, he leans down to peck your forehead and leave back to his desk.

Eren:

-Challenging him to a fight isn't the smartest idea, rather than a joke, he saw it as a challenge. Since Eren doesn't see you as a girlfriend/wife he sees you more as... an equal so he is never gentle with you under the assumption you are just as strong as he is.

Immediatily when you initiate the fight, he knocks into you and strangles you weakly but you manage to spring up and roll him onto his back, struggling to lock his palms over his head.

Somehow this excites him so much that he used all his strength. Now you're under him with teary eyes and a twisted arm.

"Holy fuck, I-I'm sorry! Are you okay?! Here let me help you lie down!"

Eren made it up to you by being your slave for the rest of the day, wincing anytime he heard you moan about the pain.

Bertholdt:

Bertholdt has the type of laugh that makes you so happy to hear, like it's not loud but it's hearty and you can tell he's having fun and that's exactly how he laughs when you wrestle him.

Being as tall as he is, he went easy on you, allowing himself to tumble around with you like two cubs until suddenly you pin him down, smirking above him.

He's probably turned on☠ submissive boi- AND HE DOESN'T EVEN TRY FIGHTING, HE ENCOURAGES IT BY SECRETLY USING HIS OWN STRENGTH TO THROW HIMSELF AROUND (to make you think you're stronger than him)

From that angle he's getting butterflies, if men had coochies, his would have a pulse anytime you did that😭😭

Reiner:

King of manhandling your S/O, it's so funny, he loves showing his strength off but he keeps having intrusive thoughts like 'holy fuck I could kill her right now if I go too hard.'

Here he is, hovering over you with one palm pinning both of yours above your head. (Size kink triggered?) Again, he's enjoying it, watching you wriggle and struggle to break free from him

While I did say he manhandles you, I forgot to mention he does it on a soft surface so that you don't get hurt. He's trying very hard to be gentle.

Scooping you up without warning and then effortlessly chucking you on the bed, throwing you into different positions everytime you break free, honestly he's just so fucking suggestive☠

-the only thing that hurts after a playfight with him is your ego.

Jean:

-Isn't bothered at times but when he's in the mood he can have a lot of fun play fighting with you. Like the amount of times you've both fallen in weird and absurd positions makes him laugh so hard, he even takes photos sometimes.

"I won't let you win." He says as your close to grabbing his shoulders and pushing him down. In the end, it'll either end in a tie or him exhaustedly flopping back on top of you with a tummy-aching giggle.

Armin:

He doesn't playfight, he just tackles you and tickles you when you say something to make him flustered

Erwin:

-He reminds me of an affectionate cat. It's amazing at how gentle he is even when he's trying to wrestle you, you can break free anytime but you can't? Does it make sense

With the soft way he's clasping onto your wrist, you'd think you can eadily yank it away but you can't, it's super confusing and makes you panic because now he's tickling you just so that you weaken completely.

Playfights with him never end up with a winner or loser, it ends up with you both kithing 😙😙😙

Zeke:

He seemed a bit down, just reading a book with his glasses hanging lowly on his nose. You pouted at both the lack of attention and how bored he seemed by the book. But then again, Zeke wasn't very expressive.

You gently drummed at his juicy thigh, waiting for a reaction but he only eyed you for a few seconds, as if warning you to stop. Despite his seriousness, you were taking it as a hint to continue, springing up to your knees and lowering his book and replacing it with your cute face.

"Oh no, the monster has lost entertainment, now she has come to me." He jokingly faked a scared expression, "Away, you freak." His finger pressed against your nose, pushing your face away.

"Zeke!" You whined, grabbing his book and chucking it on the floor. He looked at the book and back at you in astonishment, mouth gaping as if he couldn't believe you commited such an act. You had totally offended him.

"You're lucky I know what page I was on, you brat!" He tackled you on your back, "I do nothing but spoil you and this is how you repay me? Hm?"

However you could not respond, how could you when his fingers wriggled into your flesh, forcing a victorious giggle booming from your throat, hands fumbling to catch his own.

"Stop!" You said in between frantic breaths.

"Will you promise to behave yourself?"

"...no."

"THEN SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!"

"AHHHHHH!"

It's always more playful than it is hurtful, as stupid as Zeke is, he has never hurt you during a play/fight.

Porco:

Man he's just trying to solve a math theory that his friends challenged him and Reiner to do and he does not- WILL NOT allow Reiner to get it before him. Infact, he went home straight after they gave him the theory, determined to beat the blonde man that -unbeknownst to him- did not care or even try.

Yet two hours into it, he still could not understand. When you walked in on him, his hair was disheveled, falling to his brows. He fisted a handful of his hair, too frustrated to notice you walk in the room.

"Pock?" You called. But he couldn't hear you, not through the stress. Having the thought of Reiner solving this before him messed with the wires in his brain. What's worse is that Reiner could figure this out any second he wanted to and Porco was nowhere near close!

Before his mind could feed more into his paranoia, he felt a pair of legs at each of his side. His gaze snapped up to meet yours, finding you straddling his lap. "You look like you got into a cat fight."

Your teasing did not help, the only useful thing it did is slightly distract him. "Not now squeak, I have a whole math equation to fucking solve." He huffed, voice so husky he sounded like a villain plotting another evil plan.

"Oh come on! This isn't about the competition between you and Reiner is it?"

His olive green eyes burnt into yours, silently admitting that it indeed was about that issue, without words.

You rolled your eyes. "Really? Reiner thought it was a fricking joke, he's all the way in the arcade with Gabi and her friends. Not studying like he's some sort of evil proffessor."

"You're patronising me babe. Quit it."

"I'm not. But I'm bored and hungry so can we go eat something?"

"You can eat without me"-

"No! Now get up!" He exhaled in frustration all over again as your climbed off his lap and pulled his collar, causing him to stumble after you into the kitchen.

"Stop." He grumbled, but it only encouraged you to turn around and snatch his collar with both palms. "Or what?"

"I swear you make me mad just for your entertainment." He looked down at you, failing to intimidate him due to the little smile lighting up your eyes. "Come on, what will you do if I don't stop? Hm?"

"You know what?" He said, making you excited. "I won't do anything because I know you're getting off from this." He walked past you and grabbed an apple, leaving you dumbfounded.

He decided to fuck the math equation and sit at the couch, not bothering to change the channels. You had left it on a penguin documentary and it was stuck in the explanation of how they mate, constant videos of them dogging each other.

Porco crinkled his nose in disgust and set the apple away, not having an apetite anymore.

"What's this?" By the time he turned to face you it was too late as you crawled on top of him. "Penguin porn? I didn't know you were that weird Pock."

With him leaning back underneath you he raised a brow. "I feel like you're horny."

"Whaaat? Me? That's crazy, nah I just want you to pay more attention to me instead of a penguin dogging a sledge of ice."

"I swear you're so annoying."

"But you love it. Besides, I hate seeing you frustrated all the time, can't you let loose once in a while?" You complained, sitting on his thighs and sighing, "I bet you think about Reiner more than you think of me."

He sprung up, frowning. "Of course not!"

"Show me then, you're always making that stupid 'thinking-of-reiner face where you look like you need to badly take a dump."

Hange:

-She bites.

-Not just your neck, she bites your shoulder, your arm.

you assume she's going insane since she has you pinned against the bed and whispering about how she'd never hurt you

-ಠ_ಠ

Pieck:

When the TV show ended, you stretched, your muscles aching after cuddling Pieck for an hour and a half.  "Y/n?" She looked heartbroken that you'd let go of her. Her head was resting on your chest but now it had fallen on your lap.

"Aren't you tired of laying down Piecky? Come on lets do something active before we sleep."

Now she was offended. Something active? She'd much rather have a nap after staring at the bright TV screen for an entire hour. "Nooo." She held onto your arm before you could get up.

"Not this again, Pieck, I swear sometimes I think you're secretly a panda."

"I don't wanna get up- hey! Stay!" She forced you down, the blankie slipping off of her as she pinned you down. "Stop." You laughed at her, "I know what you're going to do, that won't work."

"That's what you always say~ but you never fight back on purpose."

"Okay... maybe I like it... but that doesn't mean I'll nap with you!"

"Mm." She leaned down to kiss your neck, feeling you twitch under her hold only encouraged her to suck. "Pieck." You barely supressed any noises, holding back the urge to tangle your fingers in her hair. She kissed the spot and grinned up at you playfully, "Look at you getting all shy for something so small, do I make you flustered?"

"I... quit teasing me."

"It won't be plain teasing if you stay." She chirped, somehow it made you agree to stay put, letting her go down on you.

Mikasa

-she doesn't have an interest in playfighting you unless it's gentle playful pushing.

-like she puts you into a loving choke hold and leaves kisses all over your face

-doesn't let go unless you kiss her back

Mike:

-Please he's having so much fun, you can hear him laughing from under you as you try twisting his arm behind his back and before you know it your legs are hanging off the wall and he's grinning at you

-Please he doesn't even try to scare you he just leans in to rub his nose against yours

Sasha:

-she's winning no matter the situation, she throws herself on you and you're both tumbling around in your room like two lion cubs

, Sasha plays dirty, she grabs at your pants and pinches your love handles, even bites just to make sure she's winning.

After you seperate your bodies from each other she gives your ass cheek a hard slap.

Annie:

-she doesn't play fight because there's a huge chance she may hurt you

-instead she watches as you try to take her down with a restrained grin, she eventually purses her lips and bursts out laughing at your dumb attempts

Kenny:

-He knows when enough is enough but you sure don't💀

-You're jumping on his back trying to headlock him but his neck won't budge and he's like "Hey kid stop with the crap before I show you a real fight." But in a playful tone.

-Because you're brave, you don't stop and it ends up with him flipping you over his back and almost against the floor, you

launched into his arms and his arms are squeezing your waist so that you're right against him and he whispers in your ear. "What did I tell ya?"

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Zeke, Reiner and Porco when they see an Ackerman:

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Some husband headcanons for Levi, Reiner and Zeke in a Modern AU please!

mmmmm you have good taste nonny, hope you enjoy these!

Levi:

you guys have a joint checking account, but he'll still take care of all the bills before you even see them

"Hey I don't remember paying the phone bill this month"

"I already took care of it"

He'll also fill your car with gas while you're taking a nap or busy with something, buuut he won't ever tell you he did, even if you don't notice

Also genuinely enjoys doing the grocery shopping (and he uses reusable bags obvi)

Drives a black Tesla model S (I can't get rich boy Levi out of my head pls)

If he can't find your matching sock, he'll throw the other one away (sorry)

But if it was a special sock he'll go out and buy you a brand new pair

If he gets up to get himself a snack/drink he'll come back with one for you too, somehow he always knows what you're feeling without asking

Will let you do your skincare routine on him

And likes it

Remembers everything. From important dates to whether or not you locked the door.

Prefers watching movies from home, mostly for the privacy. Don't worry, he'll buy all the good snacks and hold you the whole time

Is NEVER on his cell phone when he's with you

If you fall asleep on the couch he always carries you to bed and tries so hard not to wake you

You two have a roomba named Reginald Franklin the Third

He will never be caught calling him by name, but he does when he thinks you're not listening

"You're a little stuck here, huh reginald?"

Will leave little notes on his whereabouts so you don't worry

"Went to the bank"

That's it. That's the whole note.

HE WILL LIE FOR YOU

"Oh Levi, I didn't see y/n at the party last weekend"

"Yeah, she wasn't feeling well"

He knows damn well you just didn't feel like going, plus he was with you last weekend

Texts you throughout the day

If the blanket slips off during your sleep he'll pull it back up, making sure you're covered and warm

Reiner:

Loves to drive you places, gotta go to the grocery store? Let's go. You have a doctor appointment? You've got shotgun. Dinner plans? He's driving and opening the door for you.

I stand by this with EVERY ounce of my being.. HANDYMAN!REINER

He will do ANYTHING you want, DIY KING

He takes care of any repair work around the house

He also remodeled the kitchen last summer

I think he's also the most househusband out of all three of these men

Imagine him in a lil apron drying the dishes I'm flustered

He'll always ask if there's anything he can do to help too, especially if you're stressed

"What can I do?" "How can I help?"

He leaves soooo many notes

If he has an errand to run and you aren't there to see him leave, note. In fact, detailed note.

"Hi darling, I have to go make a few returns and then pick up some things for dinner. I should be back no later than 5:30, text me if you need anything. Love, R"

Mows. The. Damn. Lawn.

yeah I know that's implied with handyman, but I had to put that picture in your head

Also!! Buys you products!! If he sees you're running out of shampoo, there's a new bottle in the cabinet the next day

He will put your towel/clothes in the dryer so that they're warm when you're done showering

He likes to try the things you like, for example, he'll watch your favorite shows with you AND ask questions/discuss

Also full of compliments/praise for you

Tells anyone who will listen all about his lovely S/O

Zeke:

Dinner dates at least once a week

He always tells you to look pretty for him too ;)

And of course he looks sooo well put together, button up, sleeves rolled, black slacks and fancy watch oooooo

Makes playlists for everything, he has a driving at night playlist, a dinner date playlist, a taking a bath playlist, etc etc etc

Instead of doing it himself, he'll pay for everything around the house to be done. You guys have an exterminator, cleaning people, repairman, landscaping, all of that.

He doesn't want you to lift a finger if you don't have to

He also pays for your nails/hair/clothes

And yes, we let him

Definitely gets up first with the kids, will 100% let you sleep while he cooks breakfast for and entertains the rugrats

He loves it too

He'll meet you for your lunch breaks/him for his

Vacations are super important to zeke, he'll be the one to plan them, but he always asks you where you want to go

"Oh what about this resort in Bali?" "Or we could stay in a hut on the shore?"

He also loves going off the grid a bit and visiting rural areas and meeting/befriending the natives

Loves trying new foods and he's always pushing you to step out of your comfort zone

Always makes eye contact with you and he's very good at communicating, so you'll never fight about that

Talked you into taking salsa dancing classes with him

He'd rather order in than cook, but he definitely knows how to (and is quite good at it)

Leaves long voicemails, half of it includes him talking to himself

You accidentally spooked him (really badly) when you walked into the bathroom during his shower, so now you guys have a bit of a scare war going on

You're winning

Kisses your hand a lot

Also cradles the back of your head during hugs (!!!!!)

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Can I please get poly head cannons for Zeke and Reiner? Thank you!

Zeke x Reader x Reiner HCs

🔞 mdni | prompt | masterlist | Zeke x afab!reader x Reiner

Warnings: smut; praise, poly dynamics, MM interactions, Dom/sub dynamics, anal, 69, oral, strap, deep throating, come marking, dp, double dipping anal/vaginal (don't do this at home babes), objectification, ??lmk

AN: thanks for the request babe ♥️ I had a blasty blast. Please enjoy!

🔶 Zeke is going to take lead in a lot here I think given the age difference. Even if his nature is less sure, he'll present knowing and cocky, until you get him close to bursting at times. He loves the attention you and Reiner give him because he positively preens at your compliments even if he doesn't show it.

🔶 When you both want to pose sweet for Zeke, he'll appreciate you tucked conveniently under Reiner so he can just pull out and pop back into whatever hole is available to him. Sure, Reiner leaks all over your tummy and oops sometimes ends up inside you too, but anything to please, right? And Zeke loves seeing you both marked in his come, just dripping like his perfect slippery toys all used and spent.

🔶 Rewards Reiner's good behavior by banging his ass while you let him sleeve down your throat. Better if you play with his balls and hold his cheeks for Zeke. He'll have Reiner pleasing you too by smashing his blissed face in your cunt for 69. Ofc if you wanna don that pretty strap to go next at Reiner, Zeke will return the favor.

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Zeke: You can't be racist if there's no one to be racist to.

Eren: There's no racism if we kill all the racists.

Everyone else:

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• Zeke Yeager icons + headers

fav if you use or save

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why the fuck does Zeke Jaeger look like Extra-Blonde John Lennon??

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Entry #167: Attack on Titan's Final Season

Media: tv show (anime)

Character(s): Eren Jaeger, Falco Grice, Nicolo, Zeke Jaeger

Type of restraints: tied up

Episodes: 8, 9, 15

Trigger warning: violence

I debated doing this as an entry update, but this season just gave me so much and was marketed kinda on its own that I decided to do a normal entry for it.

We continue the Attack on Titan tradition of having Eren in restraints at some point. Here, it is in episode 8 where Eren is tied to a wall after Levi deems him a threat. In the same episode, Falco is tied up after being captured by the scouts.

In the next episode, we see a flashback where Nicolo was captured and used to coerce the rest of the Marleyian troops to surrender. You never actually see the bonds, but it is heavily implied that he is bound with how Hange and Levi threaten him and how he stands with his hands behind him even after they let him go.

Finally, in episode 15, Zeke is bound by Levi with a thunderspear implanted in his stomach to prevent him from transforming.

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WANTED: Zeke Jaeger

"I'm sure that by the end, they'll be sending every person inside those walls off on a suicide charge, from their elders to their children, they'll go on saying that if they're going to die anyway, they might as well die a proud death. It only proves how unimaginative and set in their ways they are. The little fools. Oops. I crushed it into dust, heh, what am I doing? What're you getting so worked up for? You're not like your father, remember? You need to find joy in every little thing. Now let's turn those soldiers into proud little chunks of meat."

Contact: Puffin or DM

SITE PLOT | RULES | CANON LIST | FACE CLAIMS

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AOT characters when you hurt yourself

This is an improved second chapter of the first because the last one was shit (all the beginning chapters are shit lol)

My job interview is tomorrow so this was a great way to distress, I'm so scared, but I need the bag...

•Levi:

He's like a strict mum who only knows what tough love is. Sure he has a straight face but man his eyes widened and he let out the funniest gasp when he witnessed you fall from such a height. You couldn't help but giggle upon hearing it.

On the other hand, he didn't find it so funny, he thought you'd be dead, knocked unconscious, but thank god you were only whining about the pain, grateful for landing on the soft grass.

He's always attentive and watchful but after you get treated for your minor injuries, prepare to always have his nagging voice around you anytime you want to do anything wreck-less.

"Y/n L/n, where are your knee pads and elbow pads at?!" Like gees, you're riding a bicycle not a damned dragon. Besides, he makes you wear the ugliest helmet. It was Dora the explorer themed, heaven knows where he got it from.

•Eren:

He'll first laugh his ass off about your major failure of a backflip, landing on all fours with the pain electrocuting you from the knee above. While you may be squealing in pain, he'll take his sweet time in coming to you with help. And by that I mean he'll sling your arm over your shoulder and help you back inside all while wheezing his lungs out.

One you two go inside, he'll play doctor by tapping the places that hurt and kissing them. Even going as far as to wear a pink maid headband and speak with a high pitched NPC anime baby voice. "There! Now Y/n all betteeer!" You'll hold in the urge to laugh and roll your eyes at how annoying he's being.

"Eren, I love you but these kisses aren't doing shit."

He gasped, hand on his chest as if you had insulted his entire bloodline. "How dare you doubt my kisses?!" He coughed, "I mean- Y/n san has made Eren Chan awll sad~"

"Quit that discord mod shit and fetch me an ice pack or something.." you shooed him off, watching victoriously as a petty Eren got off and mumbled under his breath, something about not being appreciated enough and how certain people have been spoilt rotten.

You ignored your sassy boyfriend and threw a pillow at him to speed him up. "Oh and fetch some ice cream too!"

•Bertholdt:

It was a chill Saturday, in which you and all your friends were playing rounders in the park. Zeke aimed the ball towards you, throwing it perfectly. With a clean hit of your bat, the ball flew straight into the air.

Before anyone could catch it, you took off, hoping to get this round. However, your chances were outnumbered when a rock strongly embedded into the ground had decided to ruin your day.

Bertholdt had seen it a second before you tripped over it, his panicked squeak was two seconds late as you had already landed in a painful position. While your friends laughed their asses off at your pain, he rushed over to you, arms flailing like a rare breed of anime girl.

"Y/n, you alright? Can you walk?"

"No..." you hissed under your breath, holding onto your throbbing ankle, the pain was irritating, but not as irritating as the suppressed laughter in the background. "QUIT LAUGHIN AT ME YOU DEGENERATES!" You wailed angrily. It didn't prove to be intimidating since everyone just burst out hysterically- except for Bertholdt, who ran to get his small bag.

From there you could see him pull out a few bandages.

"Oh come on Bert, she sprained an ankle she didn't lose one!" Reiner's comment only made you glare daggers towards him. "You wouldn't understand the pain so shut up, imbecile."

"It's okay, Y/n." Bertholdt kneeled in front of you, "I'll take you home, I can put an ice pack on your ankle, it'll feel better in no time!" He offered you a kind smile.

"Thanks Bert." You suddenly grabbed his face and kissed his cheek, making him slightly lose composure. Despite his obvious shyness, he gave you a flustered grin. "Anything f-for you... here, get on."

•Reiner:

The both of you were on a hunt to find your pet cat, the one who ran off into the woods while you both were admiring a small blue flower in the midst of all the dirt and crumbled leaves.

Reiner had spotted the cats furry tail, his face lit up, taking off to catch her before she goes rogue again. However, you were so shocked and excited that you two had leapt to capture her- not seeing the barely hidden hole buried deep into the forest floor.

With a terrified shriek, you fell to your misery- and your agonised legs. Who would do this?! Your brows furrowed in anger, quickly knitting together in pain again. "Reinerrr!"

"Hey Y/n! Look who I got! Ehehe..." he grinned, holding onto the grey unbothered cat. "I didn't even need to grab her or anything she jumped on me." His giggling slowly faded as he arrived back where he left you, failing to find your out-of-breath silhouette anywhere.

"REINERRRR!" You cried, "Help!"

"Dove?" He squatted over by the hole, only to be met with your soaked puppy eyes. "It hurts..." you whimpered.

His confused expression rose into mischievous smirk, which quickly escalated into loud chortles when you yelled at him for laughing at your pain.

"Calm down sweetheart, I've got you."

It was no surprise that he managed to lift you out of there using his outstretched arms, only heaving once you made it onto his lap. Your cat curled on your chest, licking at your dirty cheek.

Even through the pain, your little kitty forced a laugh out of you with her little paws kneading your body. "Not now Tootsie-pie." Reiner gently lifted her off. Gazing back at you. In those golden eyes, you could see a glint of comedy in them, his lips pursed tightly. He wanted to laugh again, didn't he?

"Stop that!" You hit his arm as he burst out hysterically again. "How did you even end up in there?" He wiped an oncoming tear.

"Some dumbass must've laid a trap, now come on... take me home... my legs hurt."

"That's just an excuse for me to carry you isn't it." He bluntly cocked a brow.

You gasped in return, "Why would you accuse me of doing something so- yes, yes it is- BUT DON't ACT LIKE YOU DON'T ENJOY IT!"

His cocky smirk carved back onto his handsome face, scooping you up into his arms while he stood up. "Lucky for you, I do."

And so the both of you returned back home with Tootsie on your trail, not without Reiner's small joking threats. "What if I tossed you back in there?" You could tell he was going to make a swift body movement to scare you, so you held tightly onto him and held tightly onto you.

"Reiner don't you dare- AH!" Your squeals were like music to his ears, fuelling his loud and hearty laughter. "IT'S NOT FUNNY!"

•Jean:

Jean could see it coming, but he really didn't want to miss out on such a funny moment. You were texting on your phone, as you were all day, depriving Jean of any attention. What was so important that you couldn't see him- or even worse, the incoming poll right in front of you.

However, you somehow dodged it. Jean eternally sighed, for some reason wishing you had hit it. "Haha." He heard you suddenly say. "You bastard, why didn't you warn me?! I know you could tell! What if I hurt my head?"

He rolled his eyes, "because you didn't"-

Before he could finish his sentence, you tripped over a faulty pavement brick, falling straight onto your naked knees. Jean couldn't tell whether he wanted to chant the word Karma at you or laugh and point at you. So he did both at the same time.

"You little fucklet!" You yelled in defeat, rubbing the small stones off of your bleeding knees. It hadn't hurt like this since you were 10 years old. "That's what you get for ignoring me all day!"

"I wasn't ignoring you damn it!" You sighed. Your lack of argument had slightly taken away his humour. Instead, he felt bad.

"Here let me help..." he squatted in front of you, only to have you push him over. "Go away! Mean bastard." You slightly teared up, the small scars stung, you weren't used to sliding your bare skin against the rough pavement.

"Baby, I'm sorry! Don't cry! I'll make it ip to you!"

You raised a brow in suspicion, putting him on edge. "I promise!" He added.

And so, you allowed him to give you a piggy back ride home, not minding the pain so much anymore.

•Armin:

Armin had been explaining a theory while you two take a walk down the street, you had heard something so shocking that you didn't notice the upcoming stairs and tripped.

He didn't even notice until he heard you grunt distantly, turning around to see you hunched over to hold onto your leg.

To him, the best giveaway that you're in pain is tears, so he immediately checks to see if you're crying, huffing out in relief that you're okay.

Limping back home, you insisted that he was overreacting as you didn't need help walking- or hospital.

•Erwin:

Bad things always seem to happen when Erwin disappears. It was only a few minutes when he went back inside to fetch some seeds, ones he wanted to plant on the side of the garden.

While you were working on trimming some high hedges, having to use a ladder to do it. It wasn't a difficult job, it wouldn't be- if the sun wasn't so vibrant today. As you squinted and removed your focus for one second, you could feel your balance start to wobble, the ladder failing to hold its ground.

Before you knew it, you had fallen right on your back, forcing a loud cough out of you. The grass was soft enough to not do too much damage- still, you couldn't deny that it hurt.

You glance to your side to find the gardening tool had stabbed into the dirt, terrifying you about the other outcomes of your dumb accident.

By the time Erwin comes back, he's shocked to find you sprawled out on the grass with the ladder shut close on the floor. He puts everything down and rushes over to you, holding out a number of fingers. "How many fingers do you see?"

"Erwin, I'm okay, I don't have a concussion." You reassured, groaning slightly when he helped you sit up. "Let's take you back inside, you may have been hurt severely." He bluntly picked you up and carried you inside, calmly suggesting that he calls your doctor. You quickly shut him down though, telling him that you were okay

•Zeke:

This was important to both you and Zeke, and your prides. A bet in which that if you both won this race, you wouldn't be the couple that takes part in a humiliating challenge.

With Zeke's leg tied to yours, and his arm sling over your shoulders, you could feel the overwhelming confidence that you'd both win. So much that you could ignore Porco's bragging and insults as he held onto his girlfriends torso.

Not Zeke though, he was making jokes out of it, infuriating Porco. Those two would argue all day if it weren't for Marcel loudly clearing his throat.

"Now now..." you could tell he was trying his hardest to not insult the living hell out of Zeke and Porco, but like an older brother, he kept it in. "This is a three legged race, so are all of you sure the knot is strong and tied safely?"

"Yes." You all whined, wanting to get it over and done with.

"Right then..." he lifted the whistle to his mouth, "on your marks... get set... GO!" As soon as the whistle went off, so did you and Zeke.

Except, like two idiots, you both took off with your right legs, causing the both of you to collapse into an awkward yet painful position.

At this point, you didn't care about how Porcos team was well ahead, all you could do was cry in pain as your ankle bent over, your knee twisted against the floor.

"Fuck! We lost- oh shit Y/n! Are you okay?!" He quickly untied the knot, rubbing your ankle with his warm hand. "It hurts it hurts!" You whined, weakly pulling it away from him.

"We should have said which leg to use first.. ah for the love of..." he winced as he stared at you moaning, clenching the grass with your clammy palm.

"Hey calm down, we'll get it sorted out, there's no need to cry"-

"I'm not crying damn it! You are!"

"Only because we're going to have to do that stupid dance together now! And film it too on top of that!" Zeke growled towards Porco, whom stood at the finishing line with a proud smirk.

"You're really blaming me?" You whimpered, "you gorilla bastard."

"Of course not sweetheart." He kissed your head. "Here... let's take you home... Marcel, a bit of help?" He called over the brunette.

They both helped you to a bench, where Zeke observed your ankle, touching it gently despite the deep frown on his face. "It's not injured or anything, you're fine, thank goodness... here, get on my back." he sighed.

•Porco:

You guys were doing an early morning jog just for training and because he refused to slow down you had to catch up breathlessly, your legs shaking every time you took a two-second break.

Somehow, without realising. the final step you had taken came out wonky and your feet slightly bent to the side, starting up a loud wail in your throat.

Meanwhile Porco was about to tell you to hurry up, resulting in him turning around to find you on the floor, barely holding back tears.

"Shit Y/n!" He ran to you, wondering what went wrong. "You can't take care of yourself for one day huh?" He sighed, leaning closer to help you up.

"This was your fault! Why did you run so fast ahead of me!" You cried, "Like shit, who do you think you are?! Sonic the hedgehog?!"

"Shut up and lean on me." He grumbled, slinging your arm over his shoulders and holding onto your waist. "I'm never training with you again, this is so humiliating." You sniffled, limping along with him.

"I'm sorry... it's not my fault you're so slow but I'm sorry, I'll go at your pace next time..."

"Promise?"

"Promise." He sighed, kissing your cheek once he set you down.

•Hange:

-hello??? Mum friend?! -she carries bandages around everywhere she goes -Quite a headcannon but it seems like it -the moment the harsh football fit your face she ran to your side to check for anything and a cut on your cheek had developed -blowing on it before patting down a plaster on the booboo -when you get home it'll get treated properly with a nice healing booboo kiss

•Pieck:

You didn't notice your shoe laces undone and your dumb self was glaring at the grey sky. Pieck tried to warm you to not take another step but it was too late as you had already landed on your naked knee.

"Aw Y/n..." she knelt beside you, "I tried to warn you, silly klutz." She giggled softly, "here, get up, let's fix that knee up, hm?" She held her hand out.

Once you had gotten home, she had completely babied you, pinching your cheeks softly and kissing you all over. "Did me falling over turn me into a child or something?" You sarcastically joked."

"What's so wrong about treating my little klutz right?" She kissed you again.

•Mikasa:

-you were pushing a wheelbarrow full of the weird compost dirt shit Mikasa told you to help around with. -it was so heavy though you didn't realise you were going at a high hill and before you knew it you slipped and the wheelbarrow tipped over with the stinky dirt going everywhere -"Y/N!!" She gets worried fast even if you're sitting there seriously like ಠ_ಠ -will carry you home and does not take no for an answer -is serious until you explain you just scraped your knee but she thinks it can lead to a bad infection so she'd take you straight home from there -very gentle with applying disinfectant, it stings but it isn't as bad as always.

•Mike:

You were getting period cramps, horrible period cramps. It was so late in the afternoon, you were sure you'd make it to the night without any pain but alas, here you were, rolling into a foetal position in your bed.

"Miche!" You cried out, clutching onto your stomach. "MICHE!"

Somehow, the large man showed up in front of the bed in under ten seconds, a worried frown plastered to his face.

"Help me." You panted, "I'm dying... help me..." you held your hand out, asking for some support.

Miche took your hand and laid you into a less curled position, huffing out a small laugh through his nose. "You'll be fine, the pain will go in under ten seconds." His palm gently squeezed yours.

"Can I get you some painkillers and water?" He mumbled, his thumb stroking your cheek, wiping the small beads of tears away.

"Pleasennngh..." You could barely nod, or even speak without groaning in between words.

After you took the meds, the pain slowly wafted away, the soft air from the windows washing your painful warmth away, at last, you could black out after such a long time of pain.

The last thing you felt was a kiss on your forehead and being tucked into bed.

•Sasha:

-She doesn't even know that you tumbled down that small cliff in the forest you were taking a walk on until 5 seconds after when she turns around and panics -"Y/N?!" She screams until she hears a distant grunt from the very bottom. You landed on grass and hit a few rocks on the way down so you were fine -runs down the cliff no problem and ends up falling on top of you by accident.

•Annie:

-both you and her were cooking something and you were chopping lemons when you noticed annie making funny faces with orange slices as her eyes which she only does when you're both alone -you were giggling and all until you felt a sharp cut pierce through your index finger, you quickly yelped and sucked on it -the fact that you got lemon juice inside the wound didn't help💀 -the girl blames you for not paying attention and holds your hand while running it under water, gently wrapping a plaster around your finger.

•Kenny:

-He yelled from downstairs about how you needed to come quick and so you practically leaped off of your office chair and ran down the stairs, tripping over your own feet on the eighth step and tumbling down -you could hear a small wheeze from above you and you glared at the old man barely holding in his laughter -probably makes you lay down in the same place for a while so that you don't hurt yourself further and proceeds to take out his phone to show you a picture of Levi with kitten ears. -"Is this what you wanted to show me?!" You gasp, frowning. He nods his head with a mischevious smirk. -"just wait till my headache heals you sucker." You hiss at him.

•Niccolo:

-He was trying to teach you how to ride a bike when you had gone on pilot mode the moment he let go of you, foolishly assuming you learnt how to ride a bike but instead of riding in a circle, you rammed into a tree -"Y/N! Y/N!" He'd clumsily rush towards you like a mother, "Oh lord- Y/n you're such an idiot! C'mon, get up." He slung your arm over his shoulder and helped you back inside. -You guys ever seen how an Asian mom behaves? He'd start force-feeding you tea because it has 'healing purposes' and treats you like a dumb baby

•Colt:

-"Y/n!" He chuckles at your mini mistake which had led to you sprawled out on the floor. "Sorryyy I didn't see your untied laces- shit, here let me help you"- -He's very helpful and manages to make you laugh at your silly stumble -If it was that bad he'd 100% let you on his back and ask if he can make it up to you.

•Yelena:

-She slowly turned around at the sound of your small grunt when you hit a pole, holding your head like an idiot. -"I always told you Y/n." She says as she comes closer to check if it's red, very obviously holding back a laugh, "Pay attention to your surr"- she starts wheezing at you, earning a glare.

•Moblit:

-He does not waste any time in messily sprinting towards you with the most scared look on his face after you had fallen off of the tree trunk. It wasn't that high but it was high enough to give Moblit a scare -Probably does that doctor thing where they pat certain areas and ask if it hurts before being sure he can help you back inside.

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Where do you think the snk characters would go for their honeymoon? In modern au ofcourse!

oooo I got really excited when I saw this in my inbox !!!!

SNK CHARACTERS HONEYMOON DESTINATIONS:

eren: baja california, mexico! I can see him wanting to do plenty of outdoor activities like camping in the Sierra de la Laguna mountains and kayaking through the Los Cabos Arch. he definitely pushes for a tequila tasting but then gets way too fucked up and has to sleep it off on the flight home.

armin: the amalfi coast in italy! he would want to stay in a bnb along the mountainside with a perfect view of the sea, and you can expect plenty of swimming, sunbathing, and relaxing. meals delivered to your room that looks like this. he's totally embraced the vacation attire too, lil white button up with the sleeves rolled, navy shorts, and birkenstocks

mikasa: mount unzen in nagasaki, japan! mikasa would definitely want to go somewhere that reflects her heritage so that she could share that with you. plus, who wouldn't want to take a dip in the hot springs, or check out the views on top of mount unzen. and i'm sure she'd want to spend some time in the city of nagasaki as well (I feel like she's all for the nightlife)

jean: dublin, ireland! first of all, he'd want to take a cruise to dublin. he's a sucker for tourist activities, so of course he'd want to try a guinness, visit some of the old castles, go on all sorts of tours, all while taking sooooo many pictures of you in the process. throughout the entire trip he tries to convince you to move there.

connie: cape town, south africa! you guys spend a couple of nights on clifton's white sand beach before heading to central cape town for a safari tour. he 100% pays extra for the elephant ride and tries to befriend as many animals as he can. doesn't complain one bit when the 360 lb. baby elephant sits on his lap.

sasha: manzanillo, costa rica! she is there for the ADVENTURE. sasha will make you go ziplining with her, canoeing, snorkeling, all of it. but she also wants to spend some quality time just chilling with you on the beach and trying all the local cuisine.

reiner: venice, italy! I (and so many others) headcanon reiner as the softest, most romantic lover, so I think he'd want to take you to one of the most romantic cities in the world. he takes you to the nicest candlelit dinners and ends each night with a walk through the city or gondola ride through the canals.

bertholdt: zurich, switzerland! he pushes for a winter wedding simply because of how great the skiing is in zurich that time of year. he is surprisingly really good at skiing (but if you've never done it he will totally teach you and go on the bunny hill with you as many times as you want). he's been to switzerland a few times so he knows all the good spots to eat and has you try all of his favorites, he's also a big chocolate enthusiast.

levi: mykonos, greece! levi would be really intrigued by the architecture of greece, and would definitely want to see all the sights during the trip. mykonos is romantic, but just simple enough that it isn't overwhelming for him. most days would be spent sight seeing and relaxing on the shore. also dinners look like this

erwin: oakbank, australia! he'd push to stay at the cobb's hill estate because thats where they make his favorite wine, he's practically fangirling when you guys pull up to the gates. he goes all in on the winery tour and the tastings, he almost passed out when they gifted him a limited edition bottle. he makes a bunch of friends through discussing all the different wines and you know that won't be the last time you two visit.

hange: manaus, brazil! they get so excited to see the amazon rainforest up close and personal, so expect plenty of tours, journaling, and photographs of all the wildlife (and to much of your dismay, you with the wildlife). they also make friends with all the locals and introduce their new partner to EVERYONE they meet.

zeke: marrakech, morocco! zeke wants to go for the cultural experience, so apart from seeing the bahia palace, he'll try to get a raw experience over a tourist one. which means you'll be shopping from souks, chatting with the local artisans, and, knowing how outgoing and friendly zeke is, you'll probably end up dining with their families instead of going out to eat.

porco: reykjavik, iceland! I think a honeymoon with porco would be a mix of outdoorsy and nightlife activities. one day you could be climbing mount esja, and the next you could be attending a festival at the harpa concert hall. and if you just want to take a stroll through the city, he's down for that too. he's willing to go with whatever flow you're feeling.

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a thought: Zeke Jaegar is a traitor to both sides and no one should ever trust him

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When Pieck pointed the gun at Eren, I really wish she had shot him there and then. I love him but he's beyond help ffs. Like the best plan the Jaeger bros could come up with is genocide. In two different ways, but still genocide.

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IM AJAJAJQJJWJS THANKS TO WHOEVER MADE THIS

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— music i think the aot guys would put on to get in the mood

aot girls

warnings: nsfw, overstim, dacryphilia + some fluff

an: nobody fucking asked for this im just in ap psych rn and i'm bored lol,, this started off kinda tame but i'm a whore for zeke and reiner. (idk if anyone's done this... probably)

eren

he gives me rnb vibes. this man would definitely play anything and everything with a smooth, sensual beat. when you're making out, and it's getting hot and heavy, he's breaking away to turn on some brent faiyaz, maybe even some oldies from the weeknd (major trilogy fan). "babe you always play this playlist," you whine, throwing your head back, he hovers over the speaker, turning it up. "everybody know my name when I come through, but don't nobody scream it like you.." he sings, pushing you back against the couch.

armin

this boy likes softer beats, because he wants to hear your soft whimpers mix in with the music, creating a sweet melody. better believe he's putting on that cigarettes after sex (his personal favorite from their discography is either between 'sweet' and 'falling in love'). so expect a long night dedicated to you. his gentle praises, whispering sweet nothings in your ears, kisses from your ankles to your hips (he's a body worship king idc), just savoring the moment as he makes sweet love to you.

jean

oh my god i love this boy, don't even get me started. he's had a sex playlist since he was 16, and not because he's been having sex since then, but because he's heard from the guys that women like to be serenaded. so this playlist has a little bit of everything. wanna hear some rnb? sure. he'll play some daniel caesar. want something a little more jazzy? he's playing careless whisper, but ofc he would. he believes in the classics. whatever plays, you don't really mind. but on occasion, a questionable song will play on shuffle and you giggle through it while he's giving you lazy thrusts.

connie

ok, connie honestly gives me silent sex vibes. BUT, hear me out. he copied jean's technique, making a playlist to serenade you— but it was a complete failure. he'd put the playlist on and get you in the mood, kissing all over you body, licking and nibbling on your neck, and then an ad pops up. so, he pulls off of you to change apps, climbing back on top of you, resuming where he left off, and thennn another one pops up. yep, connie doesn't have apple music or spotify premium. and the guys make fun of him for it.

levi

another anti-music fiend. he would not be a fan, simply because i would like to think he doesn't have a sex playlist, he thinks they're dumb, and he'd much rather hear your moans reverberate through the room as you get yourself off on him. he thinks your sweet moans and whimpers are much better than anything he could put together on a playlist, and he wants you to hear yourself too.

erwin

uhm, is this even debatable? he's a classics man, no arguments. he's serenading you with all the oldies (but goodies). his favorite is careless whisper, can't go wrong with it in his eyes. he's playing some sade, teena marie, prince, rick james, MARVIN GAYE (yes i hc him as a black man, this is erquavious jamal smith). some honorable mentions: bill withers, ginuwine, & jon b ✔︎

reiner

my baby daddy doesn't have a preferred genre. he'll play whatever you want to hear, or whatever you want to get dicked down to. i'd like to think that he'd secretly probably enjoy more upbeat songs because he likes to tease you. he'll synchronize his thrusts with the beat, ramming into you until you're silently sobbing underneath (or above) him. if you opt for slower, sensual songs, he's embracing your body, fucking you on your side and giving you languid strokes. (i love this man pls give me some tlc, thanks).

zeke

zeke is tricky to me, i think he'd either play classics or opt for no music. when he's fucking you with music, he likes to move his hips to the beat. like reiner, he finds fun in seeing you lose yourself underneath him (dom zeke or no zeke). when you're about to reach your limit, he's changing the song, slowing it down and laughing as the tears stream down your face. he won't let you finish until he's got his fill, and this could last for 10+ songs, so stay hydrated! when there's no music, he's listening to your voice, your pathetic begging and sweet moans as he forces you up and down his fat cock. either way, he really just likes seeing your face contort in pleasure. the music doesn't matter.

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